​​​“In the seed, a huge tree is hidden. 
The roots, all the leaves, flowers, fruits, everything, is hidden in that seed. 
It needs a process to put that seed in the ground to make it grow. The master's duty is planting you, the seed, in the earth.... means, giving you initiation. 
Initiation means lighting you, making your soul vibrations link to the channels of the cosmic soul. Then it makes it easier for you to access your Womb Chakra."            
​                                  - Sri Kaleshwar

​​​​​“It is always natural in the beginning it will suffer. Finally it will get happy and joy. In the beginning if it enjoys it, the long road it will destroy it.”            
                            - Sri Kaleshwar

Nature's Nectar: Vishnu Lilas

Fire Homa:
​Attend or Sponsor

Holy Womb Chakra Process

Womb Chakra Workshop

Sunday, July 16th - Nature's Nectar: The Bliss Of Operating In The Vishnu Lilas 

Vedic Shakespeare!! An all-day workshop deep
in the heart of the divine sweetness, experiencing
​the knowledge of Maha Vishnu, via Sri Kaleshwar 
& William Shakespeare   

The Puranas of Vedic India, the epic stories of the divine characters and their exploits, make up some of the deepest philosophical spiritual texts in our world.  There are those who say that the rishis (super-high consciousness characters) wrote the scripts of human epochs, and then humanity has played out those scripts of the lila, or the divine play.  

But rishis aren't limited to the foggy days of antiquity and nearly-forgotten history of thousands of years ago -- we have experienced numerous rishis in our modern era, as well... arguably none so influential on human language, thought, poetry, philosophy and life itself as William Shakespeare. 

In fact, a deeper study of the epic stories of India yields the insight that the myths are describing, impeccably, the mechanisms of our creation (especially the human energy system) -- and many of the Shakespeare plots, themes, characters and underlying currents are, similarly, describing the same mechanisms, using the English language instead of Sanskrit.   

It could be said, with all seriousness, that Shakespeare wrote modern Puranas -- with definite, conscious links to the Vedic tradition of ancient India.  The lila is the thing! 

In this workshop, we will examine one topic of knowledge from the East; the inner workings of the energy & dynamics of Maha Vishnu, the Operator in the G.O.D. (Generator-Operator-Destoyer) understanding of the divine.  

On the one hand, we'll explore excerpts from the Maha Bharata and Ramayana (epic text from India), and contemporary teachings from a modern rishi, Sri Kaleshwar -- on the other hand, we'll bring to life the parallel dynamics in Shakespeare's brilliant divine comedy, Twelfth Night. 

We will be going deep into ALL of these approaches, during this eye-opening (and heart-and-consciousness-opening) day, watching the play in entirety to experience the fragrance and depth of the Vishnu lilas. 

Sunday, July 16th 
10:30 a.m. - 6:00 p.m.  
Bring a potluck veggie lunch item to share! 

​$120 registration in advance, $140 at the door

Location: Alx' humble home temple

11927 Kiowa Ave #2, LA, 90049

​(2 blocks N of Wilshire, off of Bundy - street parking)

             Yes! I want to reserve my place in this event.
                          I will make a (tax-deductible) credit card donation 
                          via Paypal (by clicking on the Paypal button on the

                         Or, I will just RSVP to Alx via text at 831-421-1921 
                         or via email here.

Tuesday Night Satsangs By Remote - Divine Energy & Discussion

Online satsangs with Alx and friends, every Tuesday night, bring the divine discussions, healing, power, knowledge, and energy wherever you are! 

Join Alx & friends every Tuesday night, connecting with Sai students and colleagues in the US and world-wide, to share knowledge, experience, questions, discussion, and joy at being together, via Zoom (online video conferencing).  

It's as easy as one mouse click, to join... 

You can find the Zoom link and online remote satsang registration here.... 

          Tuesday nights
          7:00 p.m. - 8:30 p.m.  PST

          $15 suggested donation for satsang ... and for sliding
           scale, any amount is welcome. 


Open donation: ​enter any amount you are able. 

Alx & a divine baby girl (whose mother received this blessing while pregnant) 
​do a spiritual ritual together, 2015

Alx giving a spiritual teaching, a satsang, at the UCBK Center in Santa Cruz

"Brilliant teacher. 
Her clarity and depth
of knowledge
is unparalleled."

- Dorene Garvin,
         Massage Therapist & Healer
         San Luis Obispo, CA

Los Angeles Events

UCBK's co-founder, minister & healer Alx Uttermann resides in Los Angeles, offering beautiful healing events, including private healings by appointment and group healing meditations - as well as online classes available anywhere in the world.  She offers remote satsangs every Tuesday night, online

As a senior student & teacher in the lineage of the miracle healing saint 
Sri Kaleshwar 
​& the universal ascended masters he represents, Alx lived in India from 2000-05, 'commuting' for another six years.  Her depth of spiritual knowledge, powerful energy, presence, good humor and dedication to bring out the truth has inspired many top spiritual students, seekers and healers for nearly twenty years. 

Her goal is to spread the light far and wide, helping bring relief, peace of mind, inspiration and miraculous healing to whomever is in need.

Read Alx' complete bio here...  and her web presence, from blog to Twitter & poetry, is here.

Scroll down to see a list of current workshops and other events...

The Universal Church of Baba's Kitchen

Sunday, July 30th -
​The Secrets Of Mother Divine: Healing The Drama Of Relationships Through The Power Of The Holy Womb Chakra 

An all-day workshop in a 7000-year-old spiritual technology to access the Source energy, wash out the dramas of karma, restoring peace & harmony in life, and in relationships...
***also available as a webinar  

​Where is the end of the turbulent dramas in each person's life?

How can we understand the deeper meaning of, and disconnect from, the karmic blocks & the desires that lead to suffering?

How can we create balance, harmony, inner peace, and real happiness in our lives and in our relationships -- especially the relationship with the divine?

Join master healer Alx Uttermann for a deep look at the soul pain caused by relationship dramas (even over lifetimes!)... and learn some practical tools for how to heal those dynamics. She'll share healing secrets from ancient India, centered around the spiritual power and divinity of the Holy Womb Chakra (in both men & women).

The Holy Womb Chakra Process is a dynamic adventure into a 7000-year-old healing technology from ancient India. The powerful tools contained in this knowledge system can help you wash out the problems, tensions, misunderstandings, mistakes, soul wounds, and karmas generated from the gripping drama of human relationships. Then you are free to create, and re-generate, a holier, healthier life. 

This knowledge was kept hidden for millenniae. It's the right time to bring back a deeper understanding of this powerful center in the human body -- so we can restore the divine integrity and connection once again, in all our relations.

The Holy Womb Process is a soul journey into the secrets of the Divine Mother -- learning how to draw an ancient yantra (sacred diagram), plus prayers (mantras) associated with this sacred healing device and powerful practice. 

What to bring along for this session: 

     -  Copy of the Holy Womb Chakra transcript (digital or hard copy),
        you can purchase it here 

     -  Colored pencils or markers (fine points) 

     -  Large drawing paper or artist's pad 

     -  White-out (yes, really!!!!) 

     -  Smooth piece of cardboard or foam board, approx 16" x 16" 

     -  Masking or scotch tape 

     -  An old ball-point pen

     -  A pot-luck vegetarian lunch item to share! 

Sunday, July 30th 
10:00 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.  
Bring a potluck veggie lunch item to share! 

​$120 registration in advance, $150 at the door
$54 refresher course (taking again) 

Webinar attendees:  Be sure to
purchase your copy of the transcript in advance, & have the materials including a
​12" x 12" copper sheet...
extra PDF materials for the class will be sent in advance the day before, or the morning of, the webinar.

Location: Alx' humble home temple

11927 Kiowa Ave #2, LA, 90049

​(2 blocks N of Wilshire, off of Bundy - street parking)

             Yes! I want to reserve my place in this event.
                          I will make a (tax-deductible) credit card donation 
                          via Paypal (by clicking on the Paypal button on the

                         Or, I will just RSVP to Alx via text at 831-421-1921 
                         or via email here.


Tuesday Nights:



​with Alx & friends

​​“Fire pujas work to ful­fill all desires.
They work over long dis­tance to bring suc­cess and solve your prob­lems.”            
​                                  - Sri Kaleshwar

Alx drawing the Womb Chakra yantra, 2015

Nature's Nectar: The Bliss Of Operating In The Vishnu Lilas

Next date TBA - 

New Moon Healing Fire Homa (Ceremony) 

Using the fire element & the power of the New Moon, to bless the heart & heal the soul...  

​You can also add extra 
SPECIAL PUJAS for healing, blessing
​& spiritual upliftment.
Click here for more information about these special healing energy ceremonies that can be done for you or a loved one.) 

Come enjoy the healing power of the fire element, at a Vedic fire ceremony (homa, or yagyam).  Using the special power of the new moon (when the moon is at its darkest), to help decharge whatever stress, strain, anxiety, dis-ease, and overwhelm, you'll find a rapid release and relief in your life -- leaving you free to create beautiful activities or maintain balance in your everyday life. 

The ancient saints of India kept their sacred fires burning continually, as a way of helping purify the atmosphere and the consciousness in this world.

One fire homa is roughly the equivalent of a month's worth of focused meditation, to the soul -- it's a huge charging up, a strengthening, of our soul fires.


To receive the maximum benefit and healing from the homa fires, and because of the super-intense energies involved, it's highly advisable on the actual day of the homa to eat vegetarian food only and avoid intoxicants. 

What's a fire homa?  
This and other questions answered on the homa FAQ page! 

Do you have a special healing or spiritual need?
A Special Healing Puja may provide a powerful soul medicine - click here to find out more.

                  Date: TBA

​             ***New start time!
               2:00 p.m. - 5:30 p.m.  (with satsang)


               Private home, please respect the time.
                Doors open 1/2 hour before the start time

               Suggested donation:
​               $15 minimum & two roses!


            Yes! I want to reserve my place in this homa!
 I'm choosing to make my credit card contribution
                 via Paypal 
(by clicking the Paypal menus on the right).

                Or, SPONSOR the fire homa for yourself or a loved one --
                 sponsor's names will be read aloud during the homa,
                 to send the powerful blessing straight to that person(s).

           Yes! I want to sponsor the fire homa for myself or a
               loved one, & share its blessing.
               I'm choosing to make a credit card donation of $25 
               via Paypal (click the "Buy Now"button on the right). 

                  Special arrangements can be made by emailing Alx here
 or call/text  Alx to RSVP:  831/ 421-1921

                 Location for the Fire Homa: 
 A home temple (we'll be outside if weather permits, so
                  layers are advisable!) -
we are looking for a new location!         
Address given on RSVP/reservation.  

Students drawing the Womb Chakra yantra on copper sheets, 2015

Always Available!  - Special Baby Blessing Process

A free blessing for pregnant women, creating spiritually advanced children   

Join master healer Alx Uttermann in a beautiful process for your baby on the way!  This blessing (a 15-minute energy transmission) bestows a powerful infusion of divine energy into the soul of both mother & child. 

At any stage of a pregnancy, mothers can receive this powerful blessing, to create the developing baby as a highly spiritual, awake, conscious child.  

This blessing is part of the miraculous healing energy techniques coming from ancient India, specifically designed to enhance the natural healing & nurturing capabilities between mothers and their children.  

It is a blessing to share this energy with you!  Feel free to invite other friends who are pregnant. 

By appointment with Alx

Location: Alx' humble home temple

11927 Kiowa Ave #2, LA, 90049

​(2 blocks N of Wilshire, off of Bundy - street parking)

             Yes! I want to reserve my place in this event.
                          I will  RSVP to Alx via text at 831-421-1921 
                         or via email here.

​​“The subject is the divine bee 

& the beehive, how the bee gives

the nectar in the nature.

I am talking the philosophy
​of Shakespeare here."            
​                   - Sri Kaleshwar

Alx facilitating satsang in Penukonda, India, 2011

Fire Homa: Attend/Sponsor